One thing I forgot to mention is that I got the most awesome fortune ever:
WTF? It took me a second to figure out what Confucius was trying to say with this one.
And if you’ve ever been to Tea Time Desires, then you know that fortune cookies say something about YOU!
Apparently, this means that I can’t kill ducks with my aim.










So I once heard that you can add “in bed” to the end of any fortune cookie. You sir seem to found the exception.
the best fortune i ever got was the super homoerotic “behind every good man there is another man.”
woot woot!