best. fortune. ever.

Posted on March 20, 2006

One thing I forgot to mention is that I got the most awesome fortune ever:

Asian / China King Buffet Fortune

WTF? It took me a second to figure out what Confucius was trying to say with this one.

And if you’ve ever been to Tea Time Desires, then you know that fortune cookies say something about YOU!

Tea Time Desires

Apparently, this means that I can’t kill ducks with my aim.

Comments
  1. tomMarch 20, 2006 @ 11:16 AM

    So I once heard that you can add “in bed” to the end of any fortune cookie. You sir seem to found the exception.

  2. Elizabeth SuperfantastischMarch 20, 2006 @ 11:16 AM

    the best fortune i ever got was the super homoerotic “behind every good man there is another man.”

    woot woot!