… that I don’t have my cell phone or my camera on me, a hen passes me on the sidewalk as I’m walking home on JPA. Yes, a hen. At first I was thinking, “Oh how cute, a hen.” Then after I passed it, I realized that it was just the scout, and soon an army of poultry will march on Charlottesville and destroy us all. Come to think of it, the hen did look kind of like Turkitron:
Turkitron: Enjoy those tacos now, for in a thousand years, they will be illegal…heh ha ha ha hah…I think we all know why.
Meatwad: We know why?
Turkitron: ANTI-TACO LEGISLATION! Disestablishmentarianism.
be careful…I don’t know if you recall when the turkeys attacked on south park….I suggest you get a good hunting knife…and then prepare blackjack…..and you two go find you some hens…..that is when they attack…the eatin will be good
If you were near Oakhurst Circle I know exactly where that hen came from. My old neighbor had a bunch of hens and roosters that he kept in the backyard for eggs. He’s an architect in town - real nice guy. I bet that hen was one of his that had escaped. I remember the first few mornings in that apartment we were awakened by the roosters crowing. Quite a surprise in the city.