Wow. Please watch this video, because you or someone you know may be emo. Did you know that emo is a teen phenomena that involves self-mutilation and suicide. Emo has come out of the internet. This video will help you identify emo. Here are some warning signs:
- Black clothing and hair
- Girl’s pants
- Listening to Death Cab for Cutie
- Advanced emo kids cut themselves
How does this stuff make it on the air? Luckily the school counselor they interviewed actually seemed to be sane. I think I am only remedial emo. I should study harder.
I wish my lawn were emo.
So it would cut itself.