The latest chatter leads us to believe that while trophy was initially abducted, he now may be acting of his own drunken accord. Fortunately, several members of Viva la New Mexico! are elite forensic scientists. (In fact, C.S.I. is actually a documentary about their work.) After an extensive profiling session, we now have a deep understanding of what motivates trophy and have formulated a plan to reclaim him:
In what could be a startling breakthrough in the case, our team image analyst has uncovered the face of a perpetrator captured in a reflection. We are currently working on enhancing this image and will reveal it as soon as it becomes available.
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