The Sears Portrait Studio was everything I had hoped for. Click the image for the high-res version. It’s worth it.
I don’t even know where to begin. Let’s start with the look on my face. Exercising all my willpower, that’s the best I could do at not cracking up. Even before the shutter was released, I knew exactly how epically awesome it was going to be. Let’s review the facts:
We’re at the Sears Portrait Studio. I am thirty-one years old. My brother is twenty. Our clothes were picked for us from my dad’s wardrobe. These shirts are entirely too large for us. Especially for me. We are non-ironically wearing inverted shirt/tie colors.
The end result is legendary. Look at our faces! And the colors! And the bunching around our shoulders! So amazing. Seriously, we look like we’re straight out of a Bollywood version of Dick in a Box. Of course, our mother absolutely adores it. The things we do for her. Love you, Mom!
