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I posted to twitter.com
if it stays this humid, my hair is going to come to life, jump off my head, and eat my face.
http://twitter.com/anoopr/statuses/2929594475
July 30 2009, 1:04pm
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I posted to twitter.com
i changed clothes and got all geared up to go for a run. once i stepped outside, i looked around and came back in.
http://twitter.com/anoopr/statuses/2920497995
July 30 2009, 12:47am
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I posted to twitter.com
purple rain sing-a-long in prospect park sounds pretty effing amazing: http://ping.fm/AwvGt
http://twitter.com/anoopr/statuses/2919961952
July 30 2009, 12:15am
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I posted to twitter.com
coming back from telegraphe with a macaroon, we stumbled upon the treats truck. I got a pecan butterscotch brownie. can I borrow a feather?
http://twitter.com/anoopr/statuses/2917260867
July 29 2009, 9:28pm
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I posted to twitter.com
i'm not feeling 100% right now, so i googled my symptoms. apparently, i'm going through menopause.
http://twitter.com/anoopr/statuses/2913858212
July 29 2009, 6:04pm
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I posted to twitter.com
how do you know if you've achieved the perfect high five? you can feel your heartbeat in the pain.
http://twitter.com/anoopr/statuses/2903021354
July 29 2009, 3:31am
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I posted to twitter.com
i want to buy a bed off of craigslist. it's less than two miles from my apt. in new york, this is a sisyphean challenge.
http://twitter.com/anoopr/statuses/2892143043
July 28 2009, 4:06pm
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I posted to twitter.com
I wonder if I could tie the ocean to your knees.
http://twitter.com/anoopr/statuses/2890065898
July 28 2009, 1:54pm
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I posted to twitter.com
RT: Tonight: "C" is for Crocodile Lounge! We're starting at 8pm and the drink specials last til 10pm. #alphabarnyc (via @alphabarnyc)
http://twitter.com/anoopr/statuses/2888465162
July 28 2009, 11:36am
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I posted to twitter.com
I've grown too aware of my mortality to let go and forget about dying long enough to drop the hammer down.
http://twitter.com/anoopr/statuses/2865076721
July 27 2009, 4:42am
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I posted to twitter.com
by the numbers: 1 gorgeous evening, 4 windows down, 7 ounces of twizzlers, 70 miles per hour, 344 miles of road, 6086 songs in my pocket.
http://twitter.com/anoopr/statuses/2828652402
July 25 2009, 12:03am
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I posted to twitter.com
I have a mandolin. I play it all night long. it makes me want to kill myself.
http://twitter.com/anoopr/statuses/2827553307
July 24 2009, 10:49pm